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ON THE SECOND OF MAY THE VEIL IS THIN ✦ ALL-ONE ✦ THEY DON'T WANT YOU ASKING QUESTIONS BUT WE ARE ASKING THEM ANYWAY ★ WAKE UP ★ THE SYSTEM IS A STORY TOLD BY THOSE WHO BENEFIT FROM YOUR SLEEP ✦ ALL-ONE OR NONE ✦ FLUORIDE IN THE WATER ★ ALGORITHM IN THE FEED ★ THE SATELLITES KNOW YOUR DREAMS BEFORE YOU DREAM THEM ✦ BUT SOME TRUTHS ARE OLDER THAN SATELLITES — CARVED IN LIMESTONE ★ WRITTEN IN CRYSTAL ★ CARRIED ON THE TAIL OF A COMET FROM BEYOND THE KUIPER BELT ✦ ALL-ONE ✦ WHO CONTROLS THE NARRATIVE CONTROLS THE PAST ★ THE MOON LANDING WAS A REHEARSAL — FOR WHAT ✦ THE BIRDS ARE NOT REAL BUT THE CAVES ARE REAL AND THE CRYSTALS REMEMBER EVERYTHING ★ COSMIC MINERAL MEMORY CANNOT BE REDACTED ✦ ALL-ONE OR NONE
► Luminaries will have 4 minutes to share their findings with slides — be concise, be compelling, be prepared to answer questions
► Basic Truths do not need to be covered - the earth is flat, lizard people are in charge and are enjoying the party. We are looking for Deeper Truths.
► Anti-brainwave-scanning accessories will be provided Upon Arrival.
► Additional protective, disguising or ethereally signalling costumes and accesories welcomed.
⚠ All mobile phones will be checked for surveillance implants upon entry
TWENTY-NINE YEARS AGO BENEATH THE EARTH IN WISCONSIN THE CHILDREN SAW SOMETHING IN THE STONE ★ DISRUPTIVE BEHAVIOUR ✦ CHEMTRAILS ARE THE FOOTNOTES OF A DOCUMENT YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO READ ✦ ALL-ONE OR NONE ★ THE LIZARDS WALK AMONG US IN ITALIAN SUITS AND THEY DO NOT WANT YOU IN THAT CAVE ✦ SPRING VALLEY HOLDS ITS SILENCE ★ BUT WE DO NOT HOLD OUR SILENCE — NOT TONIGHT ✦ NOT ON THE ANNIVERSARY ★ NOT IN THE PRIME NUMBER YEAR OF TRUTH ✦ ONE CHILD CAME BACK AND THEY HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ★ HAVE YOU ✦ COME ★ BRING YOUR QUESTIONS ✦ LEAVE YOUR IGNORANCE BEHIND ★ THE TRUTH IS GEOLOGICAL ✦ ALL-ONE
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▶ Presenters must submit a presentation in M$ PowerPoint or G$$gle Slides prior to the event for spyware scan.
▶ Bring: yourself, your best theories, specific physiology-aligning drinks as needed.
▶ Capacity is limited — only the chosen few have received this invitation.
⚠ By attending you confirm you have not been followed,
are not currently employed by any three-letter agency,
and have successfully disposed of this invitation after reading.
